I apologize. Let me say that it is with deep remorse that I moved your discolored, soggy stems inside after abandoning you in the cold. I'm sure you're asking yourselves, "¿Qué idiota no se puede mantener vivo un cactus?" Well, let me just say that I used to tell friends and family that I couldn't (or wouldn't) have children until I went a significant amount of time without losing my dog. (Stay with me.) I felt that would be a pretty good measure of civic and maternal abilities. Well, it's been over a year since the Jefster wandered off under my forgetful watch. Huzzah! However, the new requirement of myself will be to keep a cactus alive.
Regretfully yours,
La idiota
Aii-Yiii-Yiii! Are those the cacti I rescued from the heat this summer? :)
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